it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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