it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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