It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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