yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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