similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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