Where did you get a picture of my penis
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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