You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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