You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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