I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
