Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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