But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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