I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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