i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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