Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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