I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Do you still have your period?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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