Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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