I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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