Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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