Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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