someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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