i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
You know, be my cock's hype man.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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