When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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