We're facebook friends in real life
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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