Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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