You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We have so much sex to catch up on
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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