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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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