Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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