so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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