He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
