its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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