im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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