Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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