Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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