OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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