yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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