we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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