So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Randomize
