May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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