why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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