Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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