I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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