when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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