she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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