He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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