oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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