Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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