I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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