Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My dad is sitting where you rode me
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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