and i looked up. we had an audience...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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