I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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