Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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