OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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